South Auckland Selebrity Sighting

Dana Wynd, self proclaimed Princess of Te Atatu and Brainiest Person in the World, was sighted today working in a garden in Otahuhu.

Ms Wynd, who claims to be descended from Russian Crown Princess Anastasia, told us "I'm not really helping my aunt, not that she's, like, really my aunt, I'm getting in character for the next season of 'The Simple Life'. Paris told me that she's, like, so over that bitch Nicole and that I am soooo in there."