Christmas Eve Excitement

On Christmas Eve, our tranquil 'hood was disturbed by the arrival of these two knobs who, pissed as rats, parked their car atop of one of the traffic islands in front of our house.

The driver knob at least had the smarts to stand around and look gormless, but passenger knob (in sweatpants) made a fair effort to start a fight with neighbor Clint who had come out to remonstrate with gormless knob about his poor driving.

A few matters arise from this incident:

1. Don't lend your car to Gormless Driver Knob (in shorts). He is already a disqualified driver.
2. Don't let your daughter go out with Passenger Knob- he's a dickhead when he's pissed.
3. If you're in the market for a white staion wagon, DEB528 isn't a good choice.
4. If you crash your car outside my house, I will do the necessary to ensure your survival, while cursing you fluently and extravagantly. And, make no mistake, the first call I make will be to the Police.